As a child I was always taught not to ingest things I shouldn't. The epitome of this was Play Dough...especially since you could make spaghetti and meat balls out of it. Now I see ads for edible Play Dough that is meant to be played with and then consumed. .....Have we given up on preventative measures with children eating things? Will we slowly just make everything digestible?? "Oh no! Billy swallowed my razor! Oh well, at least the internal bleeding will teach him not to eat razors"....but it won't....because that razor was made of potato starch. Lesson NOT learned...point on the scoreboard for the commies.
I have a feeling that i'm going to get a concussion during the first dance at my own wedding.
I truly feel that medicine is an excellent precursor to my final pursuit of being a first rate intergalactic bounty hunter. In the footsteps of giants.
Hey Harrison! Happy new years! I'm enjoying your blog so far and i completely concur about the practical applications of medicine towards intergalactic bounty hunting. really, the possibilities are endless.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of intergalactic bounty hunters, when Boba Fett was a child, did he throw Boba fits if he didn't get his way? Also was his favourite pasta fettacini? And was his real name Robert Fett?
ReplyDeleteThese are all valid questions. The life and times of Boba Fett is a long awaited biography which, sadly, may never come to pass. Historians continue to debate on details ranging from whether it's true he burned off 2/3 of his leg skin when he was learning to use a jet pack, all the way to whether or not he invented the spork.
ReplyDeleteIt's a common falsehood that Boba Fett invented the spork. In fact, long before the spork came to be, Mr. Fett had invented the Splayd... and posted it on Wikipedia.
ReplyDelete"quadracock flock" <--- YES!!!
ReplyDeleteI was just thinking... if playdough is edible, does that mean it has an expiration date for when it is no longer safe to be consumed?
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