Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Random thoughts, with Harrison Bishop

A bicycle with half a wheel could be called a semi-cycle. The distance around a semi-cycle wheel could be called a semi-circumference. And a precise measurement of this distance could be called a semi-circumcision.

Is a twinkie without the cream filling still a twinkie? Or is it just a piece of cake that can withstand nuclear forces?

I got a phone today that you only need to touch it to turn it on......  I spent half an hour trying to find the right spot and by the time that I did it was out of energy.

Isn't it ironic that Alanis Morriset ruined the term ironic trying to be ironic?

hmm....that's all for now.

5 comments:

  1. LOL!!!!

    Please please please make "Random thoughts, with Harrison Bishop" a regular occurrence on your blog!!!!

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  2. That is a good question about Ironic.. It merrits pondering.

    - Ian

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  3. "Only need to touch it to turn it on......  I spent half an hour trying to find the right spot and by the time that I did it was out of energy." That's what she said.

    Miss you like CA-RAZY.

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  4. I've never studied twinkology. Maybe it's my new calling to be a twinkologist but is the world ready for that? A twinky is kind of an inside out cake. Icing on the inside but if that's true where would you put the birthday candles and how could you light them. My mind is spinning with questions about twinkology. Help me, Dad

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  5. Ok Harrison , are you transferring into philosophy?

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